The ramblings of a bearded crazy person

Precocious

Well, well, well! The long-awaited return of my original column! (Special this week only.)

Precocious is about little kids, who posess some degree of intelligence. Actually, I got a little bit of a Calvin and Hobbes vibe reading it. The smart kid part, anyway. There’s no stuffed tigers to be found, alas.

For the Lolz… Well, I think it’s a toss-up between this, (EVIL!) and this. (The last panel/title is just so random.)

So yeah, that’s it for this week. See you again when I find a webcomic that I like enough to write about.

Musical Tesla Coils

Musical Tesla Coils Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

What we have here, is giant Tesla coils making music with giant arcs of electricity.

This stuff is just made of awesomeness.

Ievan Polkka – Techno Remix

Loituma TECHNO!

You know what’s funny? After I made my Polkka cartoon, my Dad started looking around the Internet, trying to figure out what it was all about, who the people are that sing it, and most importantly, what the heck a leek has to do with anything.

R.I.P. The “EVIL” Game

Earlier today, The Sliminator, CQFF President and newly-appointed moderator of the CQFF Forum Games section, saw fit to lock The “EVIL” Game, the most wildly popular thread in forum history. (And personally, my favorite forum game. Ever.)

For those of you who are not from the CQFF, The Evil Game is a game started by Dvader, with the rule that if you click on the topic, you must post. You can post anything you want, but you must post. And it quickly became a forum sensation, being eight times the size of the next largest thread at the time of the lock.

That said, after the lock, a group of villagers with pitchforks (led by me) stormed up to the CQFF Government Office, and demanded an explanation.

After the initial talk of a revolution, the crowd settled down, and had an intelligent discussion, wherein the two sides exchanged their ideas for why we feel the way we do about The Evil Game. After an hour of debate, we reached an agreement. We will go Evil Game-less for one week, after which Sliminator would start a poll to see if all the members wanted the Game back. If enough vote Yea, then Sliminator would start a new Evil Game, with much stricter rules, and a post limit. After that limit is reached, it would be locked, and a new one started.

Personally, I am still against some of those terms. The mammoth size of the Evil Game was (to me) one of the most awesome things about it. I’m all for at least there being some more rules to it, mainly no huge strings of single-smiley posts, and super long posts with 10,000 images and neon orange 99pt text. However, I am strongly opposed to a post cap.

Atariangamer posted something that will go on the list of Great Quotes of the CQFF:

Lemme break it down this way…

I have a dream, that one day, on the orange hills of Bazoik, one day the brothers and sisters of the CQFF will sit with the moderators and administrators and join hands at the table of randomness. A place where you come if you want to, and leave if you want to. A place where rules do apply, but then again dont. A place where topics can change midpost and still be ok. I have a dream of a place where jargon is typical, lolcats are for the lulz, and moderation takes the backseat while the members drive the topic everywhere but to illegal and spasmoidic spamming manuvers. I dream that one day we will post “Free to post, free to post. Thank Chex we’re free to post.”

Something to that effect XD

—Atariangamer ~ February 24, 2009
CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU aRe BoReD

Some Kinda Ghostbusters

On time.

Some Kinda Ghostbusters…

This is a parody of Ghostbusters, made by my CQFF friend, Atariangamer. Kudos to him and his cousin for awesome vids!

Xbolt makes cartoons?

I enrolled in a Flash animation course in college, and I’ve started uploading my animations to my website.

Clicky Here

One, you all know. It’s just another Miku video, playing Ievan Polkka.

The other, is a commission of sorts. It features a ball bouncing through the desert, set to Spanish Flea. Fun stuff, that.

Knights of the Round Table

Late again… Sigh…

Star Trek Meets Monty Python

It’s the cast from the original Star Trek doing Monty Python’s Camelot song.

WIN.

Gentlemen.

Hey hey, look at that. Right on time.

United States of Gentlemen

A video about everyone’s favorite sneaky character – the Spy. It features the Spy singing a song, which is a parody of another song. Which is cool.

“I SEE SPY!”

“This will be the last time you see me.”

Megurine Luka

Maybe I should change this to YouTube Friday… Oh well, I try.

Megurine Luka with Miku, Rin, Len

You all know Hatsune Miku, right? I haven’t posted any of their songs yet, but there are two other Vocaloids, Rin and Len Kagamine, who are twins.

And just last week, a new Vocaloid joined their group, Megurine Luka. She can sing in English as well as Japanese. She sang a very nice rendition of Amazing Grace:

Vocaloid 03 Megurine Luka – Amazing Grace

Welcome, Megurine! I hope to hear more of your songs in the future!

Memeoriffic!

A day late again. I blame college.

But now down to business.

Re: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Remix)

If you’ve been on the Internet for a while, I’ll bet that you’ve heard OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!! at least once. Or 9001 times, in which case, you’re probably hating me right now.

This is Sparta! ~Another Techno REMIX~

If you’ve seen 9001, then you’ve probably also seen THIS IS SPARTA!!!. But here it is, again.

I don’t know why, but YouTube decided to delete the original version of this video, with its 30 million views. It’s weird, but that’s what happened. Oh well. At least somebody else uploaded it again.